• Arid to the max
• Having the least rain
• Having the least rainfall
• Having the least vermouth
• Least engaging
• Least interesting
• Least laugh-out-loud, as humor
• Least moist
• Least sweet
• Least sweet, as wine
• Least waterlogged
• Most arid
• Most dehydrated
• Most desert-like
• Most in need of water
• Most in need of watering
• Most like a bone
• Most like the Mojave
• Most matter-of-fact
• Most parched
• Most Saharan
• Most similar to the Sahara
• Most thirsty
• Most uninteresting
• Oenophile's superlative
• Thirstiest