COULDN'T HIT A BULL IN THE ASS WITH A BASS FIDDLE
couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle: translation
couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle
Rur. unable to aim; very clumsy. (Jocular. Use with caution.) •
Tom: Is Jane a good shot? Charlie: She couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle.