CAN'T FIND ONE'S BUTT WITH BOTH HANDS (IN BROAD DAYLIGHT)

can't find one's butt with both hands (in broad daylight): translation

can't find one's butt with both hands (in broad daylight)

Sl. is stupid or incompetent. (Use caution with

butt

, which is often considered crude.) •

Why did they put Jim in charge? He can't find his butt with both hands!

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Tom: Jane seems like a bright girl. Bill: You've got to be kidding! She couldn't find her butt with both hands in broad daylight!